Reference Giving

Walmart is opening soon in our small town.. and every tom, dick and harry.. is applying for a job there.
Therefore, we have been getting alot of calls of late.. for reference from their HR dept.
Papa BoK being him.. gives very objective.. and almost favourable references even to the worst employee. It is not like i want him to lie about it.. but i just do not want anyone to have to go thru’ what we went thru’ with certain employee in the past.
For example, i had one employee, who did absolutely nothing everyday. Talked to a particular customer everyday from 9am – 12pm, her b/f comes and stalk her in the store/business the whole day from 12 to 5pm, her ex-b/f comes and fight with her every other day at the store/business and slamming the door and all.
Her kid comes to visit her at work, she told me we had to pay her more if we wanted her to dress proper and on top of it.. lie about everything when it comes to doing anything in the store. She was the best paid worker we had at that time.. due to an idiot of Papa BoK’s partner.
On top of all the above.. we didn’t fire her.. we laid her off.. meaning.. she can get unemployment money for the time .. she is not employed.. till she finds a job.
And guess what.. she called immigration to tell them.. that Papa BoK hired an illegal immigrant.. yours truly.. to take over her job..!! hahahahhahahahahahah!!!! that was way too funny..!!!
And what did Papa BoK do for the reference given : Satisfactory in all areas..!!!!
My opinion : Satisfactory MY BIG FAT FOOT..!!!
But that’s only my opinion.. and that doesn’t matter.. right..??