Yes..! they do say the darnedest thing. A few boys were in the store.. and they went into the adult room. Guess what the brat said.. to one of the friends .. that were in the room..?? She said.. “Yer friend is in the YAKKIE room”!! muahahahhahahaha!!!
Substitutes
I’m sure by now .. all of you know that the brat is hard to feed. And like any good mummies.. i too worry sick.. because of her no intake of meat. If she can.. she would try all sorts of nonsense just not to eat that meat.. that she had already been chewing in her mouth. Lucky for us, she developed a liking for tofu, yogurt and milk. With these substitutes i think it is ok.. that she doesn’t like meat that much. What do you give your kids.. when they don’t want to eat certain food..??
Corn Monster
It was really thoughtful of Aunt Helena.. to remember that the brat loves corn. She had bought some.. and cooked it for the brat.. when we visited on Sunday. You should have seen how Chloe’s eyes lighted up.. when she saw the corn. She chomped it down really quick too. Muahahahha!! my corn monster..!
Only The Red Tags
Like every kid, the brat has decided that she wants a gift everyday or any chance that we go shopping. Whether to the grocery store or to the mall, she would asked if she can get a gift. So how do other mums cope with it..?? or dad..?? because we all know they can drive us nuts.. by asking for a present right..??
Well.. as for us and the brat.. we trained her really early.. that only those that she finds with red-tags.. they are for sale.. those without the red tag.. they are only for display. But since the brat is getting older.. and way smarter now.. we also instilled in her.. that the red-tag means that they are on sale.. and we never buy anything .. that ain’t on sale .. because we gotta shop smart.. else we will have no money.
And yes.. no fuss .. she looks only for the red-tags.. and for your info.. nothing is on red-tag.. it is just a prevention for us not to buy anything we donch wanna buy.
Plan For A Party
Every year we said we want to throw the brat a birthday party but it always seems like something will come up.. and we don’t get the party invitations out on time for the party. So this year, we are going to have the party way earlier.. to prevent any unforeseen circumstances. That way if we can’t have it on that said day.. at least it is still early enough to have it on the following week.
Happy Spring Day
Do you know who is the happiest when the weather turns good..?? Not only me.. of course..! in fact the brat was so happy yesterday.. guess what she said to us outta the blue moon.. and then continued to grammie and grampie.. and then the neighbours. She said to everyone .. “Happy Spring Day..!” “Happy Spring Day..!” And swear we didn’t teach her ..! she just came up with it… muahahahha!!
Strange Kid
I have a strange kid..! a kid who doesn’t like to eat at all. We were at Jungle Jim’s the other day.. sorta a belated birthday lunch.. and i had ordered ice cream for the brat.. but she took only 2 spoonfuls.. and refuses to eat it anymore. No kids that i’ve known in all my life.. wouldn’t finished their ice cream.. but nope.. the brat just refused to eat it.. even though it was her favorite flavor .. chocolate..! what do you make outta it…??
Painted Fingers
Yes..!! the brat wants to grow up fast.. and she got Keegan her babysitter to paint her fingers and toes. She sure loved it.. and was literally amused that the paint didn’t come off with water. She is into wearing dresses.. and skirts ..and girlie stuff.. and dresses herself up.. whenever the weather is warm. I told PB this morning.. we are gonna have problems with the brat.. when she grows up.. because she wants all the nice things.
I Rest My Case
A few days ago, I had written that PB must have gold in his mouth , therefore he either does not want to open his mouth or say very, very little. For those who thinks i am exaggerating.. well today .. when visiting my in-laws.. my father-in-law said this .. “i see chloe learn how to speak from you more.. than chris…?? no wonder she speaks like you… but that’s understandable.”
I guess the FIL meant .. i speak like a “CHINESE” .. no SLANG here.. ok..!! or does he meant.. bad pronunciation..?? Well.. either way.. it does prove that the man donch speak unless spoken to. Even then.. you can expect very short answers. Well.. if chloe speaks broken english or bad pronunciation .. donch blame me hor..!
I’m Not Having A Good Day
Kids say the darnedest thing .. but i think mine has an excuse for just about everything. She raised her voice at me when she was answering a question of mine.. and i had told her it wasn’t very nice. She said .. “sorry mum and dad.. i wasn’t having a very good day. ” Muahahhahahahahhha!!! yer tell me lah.. what you make outta it..??