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Last nite when i went to bed, i didn’t think that i was gonna have problems with a bloating tummy. But i did..!!! and it was SOoooo BAD..!! that i swear .. that i could have farted on the whole of China..!! and i’m not kidding too.
Boy..! it was so uncomfy.. for the wind was sitting on my fibriods..! i had to sleep on one side .. and then turn another side.. every 15mins.. for the wind was running around inside me. So no .. i didn’t get a very good rest.. although.. i had a long sleep.. for my spouse was up with the brat early.
One of the reason why i do not really wanna go for a massage is because ..of the wind that is inside my body.. i know you prolly think i’m silly.. but i tell you .. everytime.. my spouse massage me.. like knock my back.. i fart..! BIG TIME..!!. So i think i’ll be pretty embarrassed if the lady massaging me.. hear or smell my farts.. hahahhha!!! but it is also not good to hold the wind inside you .. because it is very torturous..!
Ok now.. please tell me you all have this kinda experiences..?? and i’m not the weirdo one..???