A Whale Walked Into Our Store

Yes.. i saw a whale walked into our store this afternoon. No kidding..!! And an ugly one at that..!

I told my FIL about it.. and he said.. “whales don’t have feet!” and my reply was .. “this one does..!” It’s terrible.. !! how does someone who is less than 25 yrs old.. become this big?? and I had asked PB .. how did the whale get to buy her clothings..?? in which PB replied.. that “this is a FAT country, you know..!”

Nah.. i wasn’t making fun of the whale because she is big.. or fat .. but because she did us a great injustice.. and yet.. always have the cheek.. to come back to our store… all the time… after bad-mouthing us. I donch even know why PB would help her out everytime.

PS: Btw, this whale was the one who told my customers that we didn’t have to pay for our car, because it’s under the company’s name. And also this whale called immigration on us, and told immigration .. PB fired her.. because he hired an illegal immigrant (yours truly) to take over her position. What a sin..! This whale was the one, that I had helped with my own money, loaned her to pay for her rent when her then b/f ran out on her!